INCOMING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD COMING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive tsunami of spam is about to crash down on your mail. We're talking atrocious amounts of scammy emails packed with sick porn. These losers are trying to cheat you out of your hard-earned money, so be totally vigilant. Don't click on any images in these emails, and report them immediately. Don't get caught!